I do solemnly swear on the dog's life that when the bump enters this world, I will not be over taken by the Facebook demon that possesses women to endlessly post pictures of their sprogs.
Yes, I understand the love that only a mother can have for their child, but just as your stupid Farmville posts that clutter up my timeline boil my piss, so do your endless pictures and remarks which are only ever in relation to your child.
Keep a photo album, or here's an even more radical thought, stop taking pictures of your child and just enjoy actually being with them.
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